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Her: Do you have a pen?
Me: Yeah, and I’ll let you use it to write your number down for me.

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PUA: Tonight is your lucky night
Girl: Oh really? Why is that?
PUA: Because you finally got to go out with me
Girl: Sure!
PUA: But no touching… I… do all the touching!

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PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT...

If the girl turns around, you can give her another line.

If the girls ignore you, go PSSSSSSSSSST louder.


Credit: Lowrider69

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Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?

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Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?

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Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.

Credit: Gunwitch

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Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this)

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Guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?

oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...

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Hi, we’re picking up chicks

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Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad?

(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)

Credit: Dr. Paul

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