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I know this is random, but I had to tell you that you’re just too cute.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:24 AM - Direct openers - by tenmg

AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: dude, you're an alphamale..
AMOG: what's that..
PUA: you know, like the leader of the pack.. you call the shots.. you can put your hands on guys you don't know, cause you're alpha..

(Nb: This fucks up his whole 'look cool' game, because you've characterized all his manneurisms, so anything he does to look alpha makes him appear to be qualifying himself too you.. if he continues, just say "see... alphamale.. whoa tiger, I can't mess")

Credit: TD/ Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:55 PM - AMOG lines - by alpha5

AMOG: (starts touching you to show dominance)
PUA: hahhaha, DUUUUDE, I'm not into guys man... dude, there's club-gay-whatever over there man.. hands off the merchandise buddy
(girls laugh at him, then he starts qualifying himself to you that he's not gay)

Credit: TD/Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:49 PM - AMOG lines - by try

AMOG: Hey girls whats up (or whatever)
PUA: Hey dude dude (putting hands up like you give up).. I will pay you a HUNDRED dollars right now, to take these girls away from me.
(Girls will go "no no no... noooooo" and giggle)

Credit: TD/ Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:45 PM - AMOG lines - by terren

AMOG: How do you guys know each other?
PUA: Her? I fucked her.
(Girl will go "aaaaaaaaah... hahahahah, I did NOT!!! But she'll hit you and be giggling and start crawling all over you...).

Credit: TD/ Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:44 PM - AMOG lines - by terren

Dude, that shirt rocks.. Tommy Hilfiger.. awesome.. man, back in highschool I used to have the one with like all these cool stripes on it.. it was awesome..

Credit: TD/Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:41 PM - AMOG lines - by terren

If you see a girl on own looking sad/ lonely:

You: (Draw something funny on your arm. Ex. Funny face and show it to girl)
Girl: (smiles)

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Jan 5, 2010 08:36 PM - Funny openers - by triad

You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?

Option 1 - standard:
Girl: "Yes, of course."
You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

Option 2: She pauses
Girl: (pauses)
You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?"

Option 3 - she doesn't say anything:
You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?"

You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..."

You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?"

Option 4 - if she interrupts you:
You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!"

Credit: Style

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Jan 5, 2010 08:32 PM - Opinion openers - by Stim

Your eyes are like stars - not as bright, but as far from each other

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Jan 4, 2010 05:04 PM - Cocky and funny - by Creepy guy

Excuse me, miss... Doesn't this cloth smell little like chloroform?

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Jan 4, 2010 04:51 PM - Funny openers - by Creepy guy

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