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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Girl: [getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks]
Guy: [Walk up and link arms with her so you're in between] "We were just going to X, right?"
Girl: "Yeah let's go".
Guy: [While walking away] "Creepy friends you have there" [smile]

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Dec 26, 2009 03:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Girl: Hey, I've seen you at __________
Guy: Oh, so you were checking me out then?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:02 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes [usually]
Guy: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:21 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:52 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

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