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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Guy: Twice.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:39 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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Dec 26, 2009 03:39 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Just where do those legs of yours end?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:38 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:38 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

Guy: Can I have a female opinion on something?
Girl: Yes/What? /No!
Guy: Do I look Gay?
Girl: Yes/That's a stupid question/No (Usually get No)
Guy: Well, I'm here with my friends, so I can't stay with you guys, but we were hanging out in [insert bar/pub/lounge/club name] and this one guy approached me and started flirting with me.

Credit: Unknown

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Dec 26, 2009 03:35 AM - Opinion openers - by simonc

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....

Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows...

Credit: Style (Neil Strauss)

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Dec 26, 2009 03:32 AM - Opinion openers - by simonc

"Hey guys, I need a quick opinion about something... My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80's pop duo. She wants to name them DURAN DURAN. I think that's a horrible idea. You can't have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas?"
Credit: Swinggcat

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Dec 26, 2009 03:30 AM - Opinion openers - by simonc

“What do you think of this new trend of women wanting to pay their own way… and the Charlie’s Angel’s theme song that sings about this as almost a stuck up thing to do?”
Credit: David DeAngelo

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Dec 26, 2009 03:24 AM - Opinion openers - by darkman

“Do you think that men understand what women really want and need?”
Credit: David DeAngelo

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Dec 26, 2009 03:24 AM - Opinion openers - by darkman

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