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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes [usually]
Guy: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:21 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

"You are just too pretty. Women hate you and guys fear you. Can't be easy."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:23 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Guy: Twice.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Girl: Hey, I've seen you at __________
Guy: Oh, so you were checking me out then?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:02 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Hi, we’re picking up chicks

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Jan 24, 2010 08:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by teret

Her: Do you have a pen?
Me: Yeah, and I’ll let you use it to write your number down for me.

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Feb 22, 2010 10:52 PM - Cocky and funny - by denver

Girl: -You must say that to all the girls!
Guy: -Yes, but with you I mean it!

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Dec 25, 2009 05:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Girl: [getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks]
Guy: [Walk up and link arms with her so you're in between] "We were just going to X, right?"
Girl: "Yeah let's go".
Guy: [While walking away] "Creepy friends you have there" [smile]

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Dec 26, 2009 03:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

'After initial eye contact): "Hey, I caught you staring, so I thought I'd come over and say hello."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You and me..we could make the world jealous..."

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Dec 25, 2009 12:33 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

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Dec 25, 2009 07:53 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

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Dec 24, 2009 01:23 PM - Direct openers - by vader

Her: -You are not my type
You: -Don't worry, you are not my type either. I dig the fat, short ugly ones.

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Dec 25, 2009 05:57 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

(To girl checking herself out in a mirror): "Don’t worry, your hair doesn’t look THAT bad".

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Dec 25, 2009 01:21 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number. "

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Dec 25, 2009 01:25 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

You: -Hey, you know how some people are scared of meeting strangers? Her: -Uh, yeah You: -Well fuck those people. My name is John. Wanna have an adventure?

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Dec 25, 2009 03:19 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"I don't know if I should corrupt you, you seem like such innocent girl."

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Dec 25, 2009 12:47 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

I had to tell you, you are beautiful...but is it only on the outside?

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Dec 25, 2009 03:20 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

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