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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Guy: Twice.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes [usually]
Guy: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:21 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Girl: [getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks]
Guy: [Walk up and link arms with her so you're in between] "We were just going to X, right?"
Girl: "Yeah let's go".
Guy: [While walking away] "Creepy friends you have there" [smile]

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Dec 26, 2009 03:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

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Dec 24, 2009 01:23 PM - Direct openers - by vader

I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Girl: Hey, I've seen you at __________
Guy: Oh, so you were checking me out then?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:02 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?

Option 1 - standard:
Girl: "Yes, of course."
You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

Option 2: She pauses
Girl: (pauses)
You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?"

Option 3 - she doesn't say anything:
You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?"

You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..."

You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?"

Option 4 - if she interrupts you:
You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!"

Credit: Style

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Jan 5, 2010 08:32 PM - Opinion openers - by Stim

excuse me- Im lost can you show me where ___________(nearest coffee bar) is?

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Dec 24, 2009 12:47 PM - Other - by vader

Girl: -You must say that to all the girls!
Guy: -Yes, but with you I mean it!

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Dec 25, 2009 05:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Just where do those legs of yours end?

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Dec 26, 2009 03:38 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

Your eyes are like stars - not as bright, but as far from each other

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Jan 4, 2010 05:04 PM - Cocky and funny - by Creepy guy

Hi, we’re picking up chicks

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Jan 24, 2010 08:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by teret

AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: dude, you're an alphamale..
AMOG: what's that..
PUA: you know, like the leader of the pack.. you call the shots.. you can put your hands on guys you don't know, cause you're alpha..

(Nb: This fucks up his whole 'look cool' game, because you've characterized all his manneurisms, so anything he does to look alpha makes him appear to be qualifying himself too you.. if he continues, just say "see... alphamale.. whoa tiger, I can't mess")

Credit: TD/ Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:55 PM - AMOG lines - by alpha5

You look lost, come and sit at my table.

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Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM - Direct openers - by vader

I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit me up!

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Dec 24, 2009 03:09 PM - Funny openers - by sweetpea

"Hey, I love your hat/scarf/shoes. My friend Michelle would love those. Where did you get them ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 05:49 AM - Opinion openers - by Bouh

Guy: Can I have a female opinion on something?
Girl: Yes/What? /No!
Guy: Do I look Gay?
Girl: Yes/That's a stupid question/No (Usually get No)
Guy: Well, I'm here with my friends, so I can't stay with you guys, but we were hanging out in [insert bar/pub/lounge/club name] and this one guy approached me and started flirting with me.

Credit: Unknown

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Dec 26, 2009 03:35 AM - Opinion openers - by simonc

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

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