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"Hey, lucky you... it’s National Hug Day!"

#182
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"So hey, your friend told me you got the hots for me... i think she's right!"

#181
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"Hi, would you like to help me with my self esteem?"

#180
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"I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line."

#172
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"Hi, can I buy you a boat?"

#170
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Girl: -I have a bf
You: -Oh. Does he feel threatened when you meet new people ?

#166
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"I can tell by the way you have been avoiding eye contact that you are wild about me."

#165
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"Hi. So I guess you didn't get the memo about eyebrow plucking."

#164
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"Ok, so I'm going to say hello, and you're going to pretend you're a nice person."

#163
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“I’d club a baby seal to get a date with you.”

#157
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