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"Did you fart? You farted, didn’t you?”

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“If you didn’t have such fat legs, you could be a model.”

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(Looking serious) "Hi. Look, I know what cocaine abuse looks like. You are not fooling anyone."

#147
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"Do you always maintain such strong eye contact? Or only with guys like me that you can't help it with?"

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"Hey there, I just couldn't help noticing you ...(pause)... STARING at me."

#145
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Girl: -Sex can really ruin a good friendship, you know?
Guy: -Wow... are you really that bad of a lover?

#144
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Girl: -You only want sex.
Guy: -You are the one who brought it up.

#143
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Girl: -OMG, you are such a jerk!
Guy: -So what is it about jerks that turn you on so much?

#142
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"Nice breast... where did you get them?"

#141
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Girl: -I don't give my numbers to guys
Guy: -Wow, what a coincidence...I don't give my number to GUYS either! We have so much in common.

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