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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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“Settle a bet for me. My friend and I were just arguing about who would win in a fight, James Bond or Indiana Jones. I say James Bond.”

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Dec 25, 2009 09:06 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

“If a girl kisses another girl, is that cheating?”

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Dec 25, 2009 09:06 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Sooo...how long have you ever gone without showering?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:57 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Hi...the voices in my head told me to talk to you."

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Dec 25, 2009 08:55 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"I already know I'll hate you, and I'm daring you to prove me wrong."

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Dec 25, 2009 08:54 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"I like you. But I'm afraid you won't respect me in the morning."

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Dec 25, 2009 08:38 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Her: -How many girls have you been with ?
You: -I'm a gentleman. I don't kiss and tell.

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Dec 25, 2009 08:37 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Her: -I don't make out in bars
You: -Oh well, I guess we'll have to leave then, huh?

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Dec 25, 2009 08:36 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Her: -I'm married
You: -I see marriage as a prison; I'm the one who can set the inmates free.

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Dec 25, 2009 08:35 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"So I thought we could start by talking about the things you believe in and what your life is like, before we start talking about my favorite topic, which is me and my ideas."

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Dec 25, 2009 08:33 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

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