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"Do you want to be my insignificant other?"

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"Hey, let's talk shit about people."

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Her: -I have a bf
You: -I like girls with boyfriends. No responsibilities.

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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

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"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!"

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"So, what's your favorite thing about black cock?"

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"So, what was your favorite part about 911?"

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(Poiting to your nose) ...You know what they say, big nose...big heart.

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"Hey, let me introduce you to my friends - wait, you are not gonna embarass me, right?"

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Her: “I’m not sure I like you” You: “You are a terrible liar”

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