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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Girl: So, what do you do?
Guy: I have really nice feet that people take photos of -I'm a foot model.

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Dec 25, 2009 04:25 PM - Cocky and funny - by darkman

"Do you think you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?"

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Dec 25, 2009 02:40 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

(In mock seriousness): "No matter how beautiful you are, no matter how bitchy you are, I can see that you are essentially a lonely, lost little girl. And it breaks my heart. (sobs)"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:27 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number. "

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Dec 25, 2009 01:25 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You are just too pretty. Women hate you and guys fear you. Can't be easy."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:23 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

(To girl checking herself out in a mirror): "Don’t worry, your hair doesn’t look THAT bad".

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Dec 25, 2009 01:21 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"So aren't you going to ask for my number? What's taking you so long? Hmm, right, let me take yours too, cause I have a feeling you are not very proactive in life, hmm ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:21 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"Don't tell me you are one of those skinny girls that thinks she's fat?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:15 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"My friends left... You have to entertain me now."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:13 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

'After initial eye contact): "Hey, I caught you staring, so I thought I'd come over and say hello."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

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