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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:53 AM - Funny openers - by teret

PUA: I'm lost... I can't find my friends and I'm scared... Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said 'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"

Credit: Tyler Durden

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Jan 24, 2010 08:46 AM - Funny openers - by serty

PUA: Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T.

PUA: He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

Credit: Tenmagnet

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Jan 24, 2010 08:41 AM - Funny openers - by drseus

If you see a girl on own looking sad/ lonely:

You: (Draw something funny on your arm. Ex. Funny face and show it to girl)
Girl: (smiles)

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Jan 5, 2010 08:36 PM - Funny openers - by triad

Excuse me, miss... Doesn't this cloth smell little like chloroform?

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Jan 4, 2010 04:51 PM - Funny openers - by Creepy guy

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Guy: Twice.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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Dec 26, 2009 03:39 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

"If you dont stop looking at me, I'm gonna have to kiss you. But no tongue, I don't know you well enough yet."

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Dec 25, 2009 02:47 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

You: -Can you take a sincere compliment?
Her: -Yes I can
You: -Me too. You go first.

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Dec 25, 2009 02:44 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

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