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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT...

If the girl turns around, you can give her another line.

If the girls ignore you, go PSSSSSSSSSST louder.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:56 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:54 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.

Credit: Gunwitch

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Jan 24, 2010 08:53 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this)

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Jan 24, 2010 08:52 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?

oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...

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Jan 24, 2010 08:52 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad?

(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)

Credit: Dr. Paul

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Jan 24, 2010 08:51 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?"

The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!"

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Jan 24, 2010 08:51 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?"
(That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…

Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:50 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?

Option 1 - standard:
Girl: "Yes, of course."
You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

Option 2: She pauses
Girl: (pauses)
You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?"

Option 3 - she doesn't say anything:
You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?"

You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..."

You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?"

Option 4 - if she interrupts you:
You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!"

Credit: Style

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Jan 5, 2010 08:32 PM - Opinion openers - by Stim

Guy: Can I have a female opinion on something?
Girl: Yes/What? /No!
Guy: Do I look Gay?
Girl: Yes/That's a stupid question/No (Usually get No)
Guy: Well, I'm here with my friends, so I can't stay with you guys, but we were hanging out in [insert bar/pub/lounge/club name] and this one guy approached me and started flirting with me.

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