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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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“If a girl kisses another girl, is that cheating?”

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Dec 25, 2009 09:06 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Don't tell me you are one of those skinny girls that thinks she's fat?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:15 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

Girl: -You must say that to all the girls!
Guy: -Yes, but with you I mean it!

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Dec 25, 2009 05:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?"
(That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…

Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:50 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

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Dec 25, 2009 04:23 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

"My friends left... You have to entertain me now."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:13 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Girl: -Sex can really ruin a good friendship, you know?
Guy: -Wow... are you really that bad of a lover?

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Dec 25, 2009 12:42 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

If beauty were sunlight, you would shine from a million light-years away.

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Dec 25, 2009 11:53 AM - Direct openers - by darkman

Girl: Do you have a pen? (or any object)
Guy: To you... No! (with a smile)

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Dec 25, 2009 11:55 AM - Cocky and funny - by darkman

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

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Dec 24, 2009 01:23 PM - Direct openers - by vader

Girl: "So, what do you do?" Guy: "I'm a lion tamer."

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Dec 24, 2009 06:25 PM - Cocky and funny - by angel

"Hey, lucky you... it’s National Hug Day!"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:09 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Did you fart? You farted, didn’t you?”

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Dec 25, 2009 12:53 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Girl: (Touches you accidentally or casually)
Guy: "Jeez, will you stop harassing me." (with smile)

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Dec 25, 2009 12:00 PM - Cocky and funny - by darkman

"You're so pretty. Have you had any work done?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:18 AM - Direct openers - by Bouh

"You're so pretty. Who is your surgeon?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:19 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

(Point at her revealing outfit): "That's definitely not mysterious."

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Dec 25, 2009 09:27 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Sooo...how long have you ever gone without showering?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:57 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Her: -I don't make out in bars
You: -Oh well, I guess we'll have to leave then, huh?

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Dec 25, 2009 08:36 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

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