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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

AMOG: How do you guys know each other?
PUA: Her? I fucked her.
(Girl will go "aaaaaaaaah... hahahahah, I did NOT!!! But she'll hit you and be giggling and start crawling all over you...).

Credit: TD/ Owen Cook

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Jan 12, 2010 06:44 PM - AMOG lines - by terren

"Sooo...anal sex, is it all it's cracked up to be ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:36 AM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

"Look, I know I want to see you again, no matter what happens. I just want to get the whole sex thing over with so we can be normal together. You won't try to keep anything from me, I won't try to get anything from you."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:35 PM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

Her: -I have a boy friend.
You: -Wouldn't it be nice to have a back up just in case? I could be more fun, you know.

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Dec 25, 2009 08:12 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Her: -I don't make out in bars
You: -Oh well, I guess we'll have to leave then, huh?

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Dec 25, 2009 08:36 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Girl: -OMG, you are such a jerk!
Guy: -So what is it about jerks that turn you on so much?

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Dec 25, 2009 12:40 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

If beauty were sunlight, you would shine from a million light-years away.

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Dec 25, 2009 11:53 AM - Direct openers - by darkman

"Hi. So I guess you didn't get the memo about eyebrow plucking."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:00 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Well, you're taller than me... I'm over it, are you yet?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:57 AM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

I'm good at math, U+I = 69

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Dec 25, 2009 04:23 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

You: -Can you take a sincere compliment?
Her: -Yes I can
You: -Me too. You go first.

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Dec 25, 2009 02:44 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Don't tell me you are one of those skinny girls that thinks she's fat?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:15 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You're so pretty. Who is your surgeon?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:19 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"You seem like a very interesting pain in the ass."

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Dec 25, 2009 12:56 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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Dec 25, 2009 02:12 PM - Other - by darkman

"Soooo...spit or swallow?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:31 AM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

"You look like someone ... someone I would love to french kiss."

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Dec 25, 2009 09:22 AM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

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