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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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"So hey, I hear you're a great kisser..."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:08 PM - Direct openers - by Bouh

"Excuse me, can I seduce you ?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:23 AM - Direct openers - by Bouh

To a guy wearing a watch

Girl: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Guy: Sure, do you have the energy?

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Dec 25, 2009 04:42 AM - Sexual openers - by angel

"I see you don' work out..."

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Dec 25, 2009 09:12 AM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You know, you have beautiful eyes. (Pause) Especially the left one."

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Dec 25, 2009 01:29 PM - Funny openers - by Bouh

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:39 AM - Direct openers - by simonc

Her: -I have a bf
You: -I like girls with boyfriends. No responsibilities.

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Dec 25, 2009 05:39 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

Guy: Is your dad a baker?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because you have some nice buns.

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Dec 25, 2009 02:14 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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Dec 25, 2009 04:22 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

Guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?

oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...

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Jan 24, 2010 08:52 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

"Hi. You’re ugly, but you intrigue me.”

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Dec 25, 2009 12:53 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

"You're so pretty. Have you had any work done?"

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Dec 25, 2009 09:18 AM - Direct openers - by Bouh

Guy: Can I have a female opinion on something?
Girl: Yes/What? /No!
Guy: Do I look Gay?
Girl: Yes/That's a stupid question/No (Usually get No)
Guy: Well, I'm here with my friends, so I can't stay with you guys, but we were hanging out in [insert bar/pub/lounge/club name] and this one guy approached me and started flirting with me.

Credit: Unknown

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Dec 26, 2009 03:35 AM - Opinion openers - by simonc

What's your sign?

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Dec 25, 2009 02:24 PM - Other - by darkman

PUA: Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T.

PUA: He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

Credit: Tenmagnet

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Jan 24, 2010 08:41 AM - Funny openers - by drseus

(Poiting to your nose) ...You know what they say, big nose...big heart.

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Dec 25, 2009 03:29 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Do you want to be my insignificant other?"

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Dec 25, 2009 08:32 AM - Funny openers - by Bouh

"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:05 PM - Direct openers - by Bouh

"You have nice tits. When do I get to play with them?"

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Dec 25, 2009 02:33 PM - Sexual openers - by Bouh

Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this)

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Jan 24, 2010 08:52 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

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