You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Option 1 standard: Girl: "Yes, of course." You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls. Option 2: She pauses Girl: (pauses) You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?" Option 3 she doesn't say anything: You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?" You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..." You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?" Option 4 if she interrupts you: You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!" Credit: Style - Pick Up Lines Vault | Lines that Work

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You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?

Option 1 - standard:
Girl: "Yes, of course."
You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

Option 2: She pauses
Girl: (pauses)
You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?"

Option 3 - she doesn't say anything:
You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?"

You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..."

You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?"

Option 4 - if she interrupts you:
You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!"

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