Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.<br /> <br /> At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.<br /> <br /> Credit: Gunwitch - Pick Up Lines Vault | Lines that Work

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Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.

Credit: Gunwitch

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