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- Concept: A pick up line is anything you would say to a girl to get her her attention, start talking to her, to get her more interested in you or maybe even a good comeback to something she says. Share the lines that you've used in your best pick-ups, and the lines which led to your worst crash and burns.
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I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Your eyes are like stars - not as bright, but as far from each other

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Jan 4, 2010 05:04 PM - Cocky and funny - by Creepy guy

PUA: Tonight is your lucky night
Girl: Oh really? Why is that?
PUA: Because you finally got to go out with me
Girl: Sure!
PUA: But no touching… I… do all the touching!

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Jan 24, 2010 12:12 PM - Cocky and funny - by Toad

Girl: [getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks]
Guy: [Walk up and link arms with her so you're in between] "We were just going to X, right?"
Girl: "Yeah let's go".
Guy: [While walking away] "Creepy friends you have there" [smile]

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Dec 26, 2009 03:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:53 AM - Funny openers - by teret

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT...

If the girl turns around, you can give her another line.

If the girls ignore you, go PSSSSSSSSSST louder.

Credit: Lowrider69

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Jan 24, 2010 08:56 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes [usually]
Guy: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:21 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

Hi, we’re picking up chicks

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Jan 24, 2010 08:51 AM - Cocky and funny - by teret

"Do you think you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?"

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Dec 25, 2009 02:40 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

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Dec 24, 2009 01:23 PM - Direct openers - by vader

(In mock seriousness): "No matter how beautiful you are, no matter how bitchy you are, I can see that you are essentially a lonely, lost little girl. And it breaks my heart. (sobs)"

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Dec 25, 2009 01:27 PM - Cocky and funny - by Bouh

If you see a girl on own looking sad/ lonely:

You: (Draw something funny on your arm. Ex. Funny face and show it to girl)
Girl: (smiles)

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Jan 5, 2010 08:36 PM - Funny openers - by triad

I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit me up!

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Dec 24, 2009 03:09 PM - Funny openers - by sweetpea

I'm good at math, U+I = 69

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Dec 25, 2009 04:23 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:54 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Girl: So, what do you do?
Guy: I have really nice feet that people take photos of -I'm a foot model.

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Dec 25, 2009 04:25 PM - Cocky and funny - by darkman

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