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I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:03 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:41 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

Your eyes are like stars - not as bright, but as far from each other

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Jan 4, 2010 05:04 PM - Cocky and funny - by Creepy guy

Girl: [getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks]
Guy: [Walk up and link arms with her so you're in between] "We were just going to X, right?"
Girl: "Yeah let's go".
Guy: [While walking away] "Creepy friends you have there" [smile]

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Dec 26, 2009 03:06 PM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT...

If the girl turns around, you can give her another line.

If the girls ignore you, go PSSSSSSSSSST louder.

Credit: Lowrider69

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Jan 24, 2010 08:56 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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Dec 26, 2009 03:40 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Dec 26, 2009 04:20 AM - Sexual openers - by simonc

PUA: Tonight is your lucky night
Girl: Oh really? Why is that?
PUA: Because you finally got to go out with me
Girl: Sure!
PUA: But no touching… I… do all the touching!

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Jan 24, 2010 12:12 PM - Cocky and funny - by Toad

Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:54 AM - Opinion openers - by teret

Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?

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Jan 24, 2010 08:53 AM - Funny openers - by teret

I'm good at math, U+I = 69

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Dec 25, 2009 04:23 PM - Sexual openers - by darkman

Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes [usually]
Guy: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Dec 26, 2009 04:21 AM - Cocky and funny - by simonc

If you see a girl on own looking sad/ lonely:

You: (Draw something funny on your arm. Ex. Funny face and show it to girl)
Girl: (smiles)

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Jan 5, 2010 08:36 PM - Funny openers - by triad

You look lost, come and sit at my table.

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Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM - Direct openers - by vader

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

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Dec 24, 2009 01:23 PM - Direct openers - by vader

I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit me up!

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Dec 24, 2009 03:09 PM - Funny openers - by sweetpea

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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Dec 26, 2009 03:39 AM - Funny openers - by simonc

You: Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?

Option 1 - standard:
Girl: "Yes, of course."
You: You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

Option 2: She pauses
Girl: (pauses)
You: "Even if was a really NICE wheelchair?"

Option 3 - she doesn't say anything:
You: "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?"

You: "If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure..."

You: "What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?"

Option 4 - if she interrupts you:
You: "You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply!"

Credit: Style

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Jan 5, 2010 08:32 PM - Opinion openers - by Stim

excuse me- Im lost can you show me where ___________(nearest coffee bar) is?

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Dec 24, 2009 12:47 PM - Other - by vader

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